Vanesa: so i'm battling a cyclone
Penny: Is that code for: I have a hangover?
Vanesa: nope that literally meant i'm battling a cyclone. as in the wrath of mother nature, haha.
Penny: Ohhhh...I feel dumb.
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This is one of my favorite quotes from Grey's Anatomy.
Dr. Meredith Grey
Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions.
Thanks for the email Jane!
Telling her about a boy named Brett who works for Books for Borders.
PS: His name is Brett and he works for Books for Borders. He's off to Africa this week to build some huts and stuff.
DK: Africa? Who are you? Grace Adler?
PS: Oh my god! I would become Grace Adler wouldn't I?
Diaka comments on my hair.
DK: You look so cute in that outfit! And your hair is getting so long!
PS: Thanks girl! It's not as long as you think. I have to blowdry it straight otherwise it does funny things.
DK: Oh I see...it's the Puerto Rican in you coming out.
PS: *Laughing* Yes you're right. It IS the Puerto Rican in me.
Oh the words that come out when I'm typing too fast. See entry Gray Matters for relevant picture.
T0m: she's pretty...but i can't believe you took a picture of her ass
P3nny: what?!
P3nny: ass is so good!
P3nny: that didn't come out right
T0m: hahaha
DM: Something really bad happened today.
PS: *alarmed* What, what happened?
DM: I think I broke the tripod.
PS: *sigh of relief* It's ok. There are worse things of mine that you could break. The tripod is replaceable.
PS: Yum...Pocky
DM: What's Pocky?
PS: You don't know what Pocky is?
DM: It sounds familiar. I think I do. *silence* Yes, I do know what it is.
PS: I was about to say you can't go around dating Asian girls and not know what Pocky is. Doesn't matter what country she's from, Pocky is universal in every Asian country.
DM: *laughs*
They both amazingly managed to IM me at almost the same time to different SNs. This was one of those IMs better experienced live but just try to imagine 2 people only 10 feet away from each other IMing me to ask the same question. I couldn't help but crack up out loud in front of my whole family.
JM: hey penny--how's the move going?
PS: i'm done for now, my Dad took down my wall though
JM: wow. i have a favor to ask.... any chance you can watch my the kitties?
PS: sure no problem! i'm already displaced
MM: hey, quick ?
PS: lol, hello
MM: you around next weekend?
PS: are u and JM in different places?
MM: no, she's 10 feet from me, hahahahha
PS: what's up?
MM: just wanted to see if you could watch kitties, but i think she asked
PS: are u both asking me the same thing and in the same font and color too! i thought u were playing a trick on me
MM: nope, we're not that clever
PS: I feel like you today. I'm wearing a button down shirt.
JR: lol u have a meeting?
PS: it got cancelled. boo, waste of shirt!!!
JR: lol it's ok just make sure u go out so people can see
PS: i like how you think
PS: He's wasting my time. He can't add. It's not that difficult!
DM: So you mean to tell me you want him to figure out the secret Charlie's Angels code that all of you already know?
PS: *laughing* Why yes ofcourse.
